Pissing Diptych

1 1. Straw Theory
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3 Patton says this about pissing,
4 “some troops can move and some can shoot,
5 but not ‘til you can move and shoot
6 are you and Napoleon pissin’ through the same straw.”
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8 2. Praxis
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10 Patton had a thing for pissing on other people’s things
11 cause when he crossed the great Rhine in ‘45,
12 he dropped trou right in front of his men,
13 smack-dab middle of the makeshift pontoon bridge,
14 said he'd been waiting a while to piss in the Rhine
15 and proceeded to do just that – pee.
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17-- March 25th, 1945

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